Harry Potter: A name for which no introduction is needed. The series amplified the love for reading, in both children and adults. They loved the characters to the core. The books took us to a fantasy world.
Here are the consequences if a hardcore Harry Potter fan is an Indian housewife.
1. Before she opens the door she says "Alohomora".
2. She says “UP” every time you see a broom to clean.
3. She wishes she had a wand to illuminate the room with Lumos without reaching the switch.
4. She waits for her kids the 11th year, expecting a letter from Hogwarts.
5. Name her pets as Scrabbers, Hedwig, Crook shanks!!
6. When she had a bad fight with husband, she says “My father will hear about this”
7. Whenever she finds a single sock, she cries “Master has given Dobby a sock!! Dobby is free!!”
8. Bedtime stories for her kids are the stories from "Tales of Beedle the Bard".
9. Wishing an Invisibility cloak as a present for Diwali.
10. Trying charms for knitting. ( Yup!! It works in our world)
11. Trying Silencio for crying toddlers. (I am gonna try this for sure!!)
12. Trying Accio for almost everything. (For lazy women)
13. Try Legilimens for reading husband mind. (We can reveal your mind with this spell!)
14. Ordering butterbeer every time you visit a restaurant. (Umm... Orange juice ??!)
15. Frustrated in slow metro transport. Travelling by Floo powder is so much easy!!
16. Trying Agumenti when there is water scarcity. (If we could use our wand outside the school, there wouldn't be any problem for water in summer)
17. Riddikulus for a cockroach encounter. (I wish I could use this spell)
18. Wishing for Remembrall for what she forget about shopping. (Forget about the list)
19. Husband waits for Vivo IPL, Pro Kabaddi league, football, even Olympics. She is interested in Quidditch World Cup, Triwizard Tournament.
20. And finally Avadakadavra every time she sees the people she doesn't like.
And says Silly Muggles if you can’t understand this language.
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